"I've never held a white-collar job. Apparently, most white-collar jobs require some sort of schooling, and to me, the only thing more dull than a white-collar job is schooling."
-Amy Sedaris


When something is fake, people want it to look real. And when something is real, people want it to look fake. I was thinking about cake, but it applies to loads of things. (Hint: this is a picture of a fake cake. It sells for $100)

I want to make something with googly eyes.