I wish it were not winter.

Despite the fact that I rarely go swimming, partly because I don't really like it and partly because I don't have many opportunities, I have this compulsion to buy swimsuits. I have several that I don't wear either because I stopped liking them right after I bought them (what is wrong with me?) or I just... never go swimming. And yet, I want more. more more more.
Shopping for them at Victoria's Secret is also difficult because these women are not normal and you can't try them on. Anyways, I enjoy posts that are mainly pictures so that is what this is. Some suits I like. (and some that confuse me)

(I really like this one, but my boobs do not look like that. And I think that's a big part of why the suit looks so good...)

(What is going on here?! But I like that it looks shiny and wet. I wouldn't ever have to get in the water)

(This one is basically a push up bra disguised as an awesome bikini)

(Standard. Boring. Will make me look funny shaped.)

(I LOVE BOWS. bows bows bows bows)

(loooooooooooooooooooooooooove. Also the most expensive. CURSE MY EXQUISITE TASTE)